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You won't believe this...
Two tenants.
One loud dog.
And a letter that would make your grandma blush.
Tenant A is done with Tenant B's dog, Clifford, who never stops barking.
So Tenant A slips a not-so-nice letter under the door — think a wild mix between a diary entry and a roast, but...
Words that make your day:
"Nah, you're good. No need for that."
For Illinois landlords, that's like spotting a unicorn.
Because there's always a hoop, right?
A form to file.
An email to send at 11:59 p.m. when you're two deep into your Netflix binge.
This comes up a lot when a...
It's your lucky day:
Your Tenant is handy.
Good with a wrench.
Knack for painting.
Stuff like that.
So when the sink leaks, let them handle it (and shave some off the rent).
Win-win, right?
Wrong.
What's the big deal?
Well, if something goes wrong or they get hurt - you're liable.
Plus, there's...
Have we not learned our lesson yet...
You're itching to kick out that deadbeat tenant.
They're three months behind on rent.
And their "emotional support" alligator is wreaking havoc on the joint.
There you are.
Bolt cutters ready.
New locks in hand.
"We Will Rock You" queued upon on Spotify....
You hear a lot when you're a landlord.
Tenants who call the raccoons in the attic pets.
The whole "check's in the mail" deal.
And don't forget the guy who paints the living room hot pink because he's "going through a phase."
Here's one you might not know:
You don't need a reason to cancel a...
You know that Instagram-famous bulldog your tenant has?
The one with more followers than you?
Cute, right?
Now, what if your tenant hands you a note claiming that little star is an emotional support animal?
Before you go flipping through your lease, know this:
Emotional support animals and...
Ever heard of a legal facepalm?
It's when you do something dumb.
So silly that even your mom would text you an eye-roll emoji.
And it's even worse when the right move was just a playbook away.
Yet here you are.
Floating illegal lease terms like they're harmless party balloons.
Dang...
Here's a wild story:
A Tenant moves in.
They seem nice.
Pay on time.
Everything's peachy.
Then one day, you swing by and a stranger greets you at the door.
"Uh, you are??"
"Oh, I live here — renting a room from a buddy."
Turns out, your Tenant thought it'd be a swell idea to play landlord....
You've got a new Tenant.
But they didn't come through the front door.
Not with your permission, anyway.
One day, they're just "visiting."
The next, they're setting up shop in your rental like it's a long-term Airbnb.
Mystery car in the driveway?
Uh-oh. Who dis?
Turns out, this guy was your...
It's about time.
Remember that COVID Rental Assistance form?
You know, the one you had to give tenants during evictions?
Even after folks swapped their masks for Applebee's happy hour, you still had to use the form.
Well, you can finally toss it in the trash.
It's rare that Illinois...
Alert the press.
The security deposit rules changed.
And it's doesn't hurt just the big guys anymore.
Before January 1, 2024, the Security Deposit Return Act only applied to landlords with 5 or more units.
Small fries like you?
You got a free pass.
Not anymore.
Now, before you...
You hit the landlord jackpot.
Your tenant moved out.
No damage.
The place is clean.
And there's no science experiments in the fridge.
Now, the tenant wants their security deposit back.
By law, they can get it.
Trying to keep their money means they'll get more of yours.
Good luck even...