I'm sorry, did you say toilet seat?

Lock your doors.

There's a thief on the loose.

Wanna guess what they stole?

* drumroll please *

A toilet seat.

Go ahead - rub your eyes and read that again.

A Legal Plan Member had a toilet seat stolen by a rogue Tenant.

We know.

It sounds crazy.

Who in their right mind would steal a toilet seat?!?

Well, we heard they'll peddle it on the black market for a hefty profit.

Apparently these are in high demand.

Anywho...

While it seems trivial, it's still a crime.

And a breach of the lease (if you're using ours).

Know this:

A security deposit can be used to replace stolen items.

Call Johnny Law if you'll sleep better.

But good luck getting it back (you won't want it).

Your call.

By Landlord Legal

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