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How to fire the sheriff 👀

Apr 24, 2025

Wanna hear something sad?

Some folks think they need a cop to serve an eviction notice.

Like it's a scene from Yellowstone and someone's about to get hogtied. 😅

You're not kicking down a door.

You're handing over some paper to an adult (or kid 13+ older).

Know who else does this?

Mailmen.

Amazon drivers.

Your 7-year old with a clipboard he found in the junk drawyer.

Truth is:

You could serve the eviction notice (don't recommend, but still...).

Better yet, try your buddy Carl.

Just make sure he's over 18 and not fresh outta County with a beeping ankle monitor.

You don't need cops to serve eviction notices.

Stop waiting two weeks and paying $100+ for a guy in uniform to do what your buddy could knock out over his lunch break.

Serve the paper.

Fill out this affidavit.

And get back to business.

By Landlord Legal


No badge required, just issue #152 of The Brief.

Not saying cops shouldn't serve notices — bless 'em. But sometimes there's faster and cheaper ways to get it done.


Disclaimer: Heads up - none of this is legal advice.  We share stories and laughs about legal stuff for Landlords.  Do your own homework and stay safe out there!